May 2013
do u ever just get sad bc ur not a superhero
hospital: batmonica: wanderlust: You say that you... →
batmonica:
wanderlust:
You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that…
helllllll yeaaaahh
scott: would you still love me if i was a werewolf?
me: yes
scott: so you're team jacob then?
pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
kanyewesticle:
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
every day at work
TUMBLR HOW I’VE MISSED YOU
i’m not dead, just got a job and moved into my own apartment and didn’t have internet
wanderlust:
You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare
dafuq this sounds nothing like shakespeare
michelle get on this
draconica:
srmanniac:
If Fix-it Felix Jr. had hit Vanellope with his hammer, would she still glitch?
that’s literally what i was expecting to happen for the majority of the movie
colfricans:
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
